Ask to borrow the rifle strapped to his back

 You wonder how you know that your date has an Australian accent if you've never met him. "Can I borrow your rifle?" you ask. He briskly pulls it off his back and hands it to you as confirmation. "Are you going to shoot me?" he asks jokingly. "Not you in particular, but I could." You lift the gun and point the tip at him, and try to shoot but the safety is on.

"Why would you put the safety on if you plan on beating people up?" 

"Because my mom tells me to always be safe." he answered in a Scottish accent this time. You are suspicious of the fact that every time he talks he has a new accent. Your cat reminds you to take your medication, but you refuse. You are thirsty and your cactus is wilting. You ask him to click the safety off of his rifle because you have delicate fingers, and he does.


Do You:

Kill your date

Take your medication

Shoot a random bystander

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