Answer

     You stare at the phone for several rings before answering it. When you do, you hear a gruff almost robotic "Hello?" You guess that it's just from the phone and respond saying, "Where are you?" You follow his instructions to leave the restaurant and go to the dark alleyway. You tell him you're there and he says he can't see you, so you decide to flail your arms around like an idiot and stupidly go further down the alleyway. 

    "Can you see me now?" you say, feeling self conscious about sneaking laxative into a random customers drink on your way out.

    "Come a little closer, it might be you that I'm seeing." You come closer, wondering if you are actually inside of a horror movie without your knowledge. Once you are deep enough that no one will hear your screams...


Do you:

Take your medication

Pull out your gun

Continue to walk forward like an idiot

Leave the alleyway

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