Order a taco supreme

 At this point you just don't care anymore, you stride up to the front of the line and demand a taco supreme. Everyone seems pretty intimidated so you are confident that your orders will be followed. You sit in the nearest booth making sure to appear impatient. A shaky teenager appears a moment later "here you are ma'am" and leaves a limp bundle on the table. You open the wrapper. You stand up and throw the bundle back over the counter yelling "I SAID SUPREME" and then run out the nearest door. 

As you walk down the darkening sidewalk, you feel movement in your purse. Peering in, you see two large eyes staring back at you. "Take this" a cat says as it hands you a pill bottle. You shrug and down a couple of the pills and continue your relaxing stroll through the commercial district. 

Do you

Suddenly remember why you went to Taco Bell in the first place

Flag down a Taxi

Stop at the office 

Get a closer look at a nearby construction site

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